Friday, September 23, 2011

Tipped Off

I recently bought Billy Joel’s best-of album. I love it. I’ve heard some of these songs before, but now I have a much wider array of his work.

One of my favorite songs of his is “Piano Man.” It’s a classic I’ve heard before, and have enjoyed it—Although, because of Weird Al, any time this song comes up I find myself mentally substituting parody phrases.

While I work I set my music player to just play random songs. I usually don’t pay much attention to what is actually played. I often can’t understand the lyrics anyway.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Bathroom Cleaning

So, I’m not the only one.

Lindsay had an extremely awkward conversation with her neighbor. Apparently, the fogged windows in her bathroom--which she relied on to keep privacy in their bathroom by blurring light passing through them--actually worked the other way; it blurred light coming into the room.

And her neighbor noticed.

He husband went to stand in the bathroom shower (clothed) while Lindsay walked outside to look in, and sure enough he was crystal clear, but only from about the waist up, which is only somewhat bad. From her husband's view, she was just a smudge