A Better Lover?

A few years ago, I made a drastic change to my diet. Because of that and the exercise program I was doing, my weight dropped from about 250 pounds to 195 pounds. People who hadn't seen me in a few months were stunned at the result (as was I) and would often ask how I accomplished it. I would happily explain the combination of diet and exercise that had worked for me.

A couple of months into my new physique, my wife's grandma saw me, and her burning question was, "Are you a better lover?"

I was stunned. 

And amused.  

Since the answer to her question is subjective, and I cannot answer on anyone else's behalf, I smiled wryly and deferred to my wife.

Completely mortified, burning face buried in her hands, my wife squealed that she will not be answering that question.

TMI, Grandma. T. M. Freaking. I.